As a former hair junkie, I know how you feel. Why? you may be asking my follicular challenged friend. Because I've been there, I've walked that same filthy, desolate road that chances are, you've been skipping down yourself for far too long.
Sure, I made the midnight runs To feed my Gel, spray, anti tangle, Cream rinse, shampoo, Hair thickener addiction, I know what it's like to look check out the mane on everyone else and feel myself recoil inside with self pity and shame.
YOUR HAIR ADDITCTION IS HURTNG THE PEOPLE YOU LOVE.
You've changed and the ones who love the most aren't going to enable your addiction forever. Keep it up, with the toupees, come overs and spray on hair. Sooner or later, probably sooner - they're going to stop letting you feed this ugly, self depreciating habit and cut you loose.
You won't end up with just lousy looking hair at best - you'll end up alone.
YOU ARE STRONGER THAN YOU THINK .
A part of you knows that shaving your melon is the right step to take towards helping yourself. Coming out of that hair thining closet is sapping the life force out of you - and if there's still one active brain cell kicking around in your noggin' you already know this. It's not complicated, it's the door to eternal, ever lasting Bliss.
Well, that and you'll look hotter than you can ever imagine.
So suck it up buster, grab that razor, learn how to do it right - I'll even teach you to take control of your life and and set yourself Free.
MISERY WILL ALWAYS TAKE YOU BACK.
Any recovering addict whose spent time in rehab knows this. Speaking of rehab I have to cut this short because I have group in 20 minutes and I have to stop by for med check and a urine test before dinner. But I digress.
The fact is, having a beautiful, worry free chrome dome is reversible.
So suck it up buster, grab that razor, learn how to do it right - I'll even teach you to take control of your life and and set yourself Free.
MISERY WILL ALWAYS TAKE YOU BACK.
Any recovering addict whose spent time in rehab knows this. Speaking of rehab I have to cut this short because I have group in 20 minutes and I have to stop by for med check and a urine test before dinner. But I digress.
The fact is, having a beautiful, worry free chrome dome is reversible.
If you can't stand feeling more confident, looking and feeling infinitely better - you can always go back to hair. And all the misery that comes along with it. But why would you?
Have you ever heard of anyone choosing to get back on that hair train, after they've transformed themselves into a sexual icon, a pillar of masculine confidence, a towering, empowering force of hope and new found personal strength?
Of course not.
HAIR DOESN'T WORK FOR YOU.
It hasn't for a long...long time. Your thining hair is about as attractive on you as a plate in your lower lip. I know that's harsh but like I said, I've been where you are. And I have the droopy, sagging lower lip to prove it.
It's not brain surgery my friend, or even calculus. It's a razor and some decent shave cream. And that gleaming new bald cantaloupe of yours is going to not only work for you - it's going to empower you, your entire "inner self" is going to become electric, confident and down right sensational.
Plus, it's nice to have pretty people come up and rub your head.
Have you ever heard of anyone choosing to get back on that hair train, after they've transformed themselves into a sexual icon, a pillar of masculine confidence, a towering, empowering force of hope and new found personal strength?
Of course not.
HAIR DOESN'T WORK FOR YOU.
It hasn't for a long...long time. Your thining hair is about as attractive on you as a plate in your lower lip. I know that's harsh but like I said, I've been where you are. And I have the droopy, sagging lower lip to prove it.
It's not brain surgery my friend, or even calculus. It's a razor and some decent shave cream. And that gleaming new bald cantaloupe of yours is going to not only work for you - it's going to empower you, your entire "inner self" is going to become electric, confident and down right sensational.
Plus, it's nice to have pretty people come up and rub your head.
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